Or I may really be the next Bill Gates....
Or a fucking psychic. [Calm down, I said PSYCHIC.....not PSYCHO.]
Remember this blog post? You can either click the link and read the whole post (which was amazingly called "Technology Today"....which, but the way....is still fucking funny).
Or if you are a lazy shit, you can just check out the screengrab here:
Okay, so that alone is not news worthy enough. I know. But it is AMAZING when coupled with this:
WHOA!!! I wrote that blog post back in July of 2010. That article above is from this year.
HOLY FUCKING SHITBALLS. I AM A GENIUS.
Phew.
That makes me feel better after my last post.
Someone out there is listening to me. You like me, you REALLY like me.
Let this be a lesson to you all. I am awesome, I am smart, and damn it you like me.
PS (specifically to Microsoft and Bill Gates): You can make my check out to "Amber the Awesome" please. The bank knows who that is.
Or a fucking psychic. [Calm down, I said PSYCHIC.....not PSYCHO.]
Remember this blog post? You can either click the link and read the whole post (which was amazingly called "Technology Today"....which, but the way....is still fucking funny).
Or if you are a lazy shit, you can just check out the screengrab here:
Okay, so that alone is not news worthy enough. I know. But it is AMAZING when coupled with this:
WHOA!!! I wrote that blog post back in July of 2010. That article above is from this year.
HOLY FUCKING SHITBALLS. I AM A GENIUS.
Phew.
That makes me feel better after my last post.
Someone out there is listening to me. You like me, you REALLY like me.
Let this be a lesson to you all. I am awesome, I am smart, and damn it you like me.
PS (specifically to Microsoft and Bill Gates): You can make my check out to "Amber the Awesome" please. The bank knows who that is.
15 comments:
Aside from your genius, I'm amazed it is actually called "avoid ghetto" and not PC bullshit like "route enhancer" or some shit. Well done.
Wonder if the avoid ghetto option would refuse to bring me home.
Hello Amber the awesome I've missed your blog!
don't ya hate that?!?!?
i hate it when an artist who is signed has their song on the radio, and it's just like one i've already written!!!
shows i'm damn good, but i don't get the cash for it!!!
a xo
LOL! Love it!
now that's an Amber Awesome moment
I was so pleased today that your fish were still alive. i may have over-fed them yesterday!
Your next "Genius Moment" Amber is to solve the world financial crisis.Get cracking!
Now all they need is an Avoid Swerving Cyclist setting.
So now we know. You are so awesome that Bill Gates reads your blog. So how are you going to spend those billions?
Um, I would absolutely write Microsoft to let them know that you should be paid. Like, now. Even if you only got .5% of sales, you'd still be rolling it in!
But honestly- how did they not have an "avoid ghetto" feature? That seems like the FIRST thing I'd put it.
wow, that is very strange and impressive :)
I remember that post! You are a genius....all of us already knew that...what you've got there is some sort of divin affirmation!
Teleport setting anyone...?
Damn it, adopt me! Please! =)
Freaking hilarious! You are one awesome chick. Send .001% of your check from "Bill" to me and I will talk up your blog like no other chick can. LOL
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