Never Underestimate Porn

WARNING:  Today's post goes beyond what is decent and good in the world, so if you are easily offended and/or have NO sense of humor, by all means please look away.  PS:  Just because I have a sick sense of humor about a tragedy such as this one doesn't necessarily make me a bad person destined for Hell.  Okay, maybe it does.   ~Management

In all the upset and tragedy that we have been experiencing in the past couple of weeks since the Casey Anthony verdict, leave it to one of the great institutions in this country to shake things up a little more.  (And when I say "great institutions", remember that I am still in need of a sarcasm font.)

The "great and powerful Oz" of porn, Vivid Entertainment, has offered Casey Anthony the role of a lifetime - porn star.  Personally, I think being a whore for profit is right up Casey's alley.

And I don't know about you, but he starring in a porno sounds WAY more interesting than any book or movie deal she is bound to pen/be offered.

And I can see the cast of characters right now:

Casey Anthony as Herself:  A feisty little whore who likes to party, hates kids and just wants a man.  But don't let her pretty face fool you, if you piss her off she may chloroform you, put duct tape over your mouth and throw you in the trunk of her car.  Trust me, she has done it before, and won't hesitate to do it again.

Ron Jeremy as George Anthony:  Bored in his marriage with wife Cindy Anthony, George likes to get nasty with his dirty daughter, Casey.  Watch this Hedgehog not only show her the tricks of the whore trade, but how to blame others for all your problems.

Janine Lindemueller as Cindy Anthony:  Sure, her and her husband George still get it on, but George likes to spice up their relationship with a little girl on girl/blood relative action as well.  Does that make Cindy jealous?  No, not

really....because she can be just as big of a whore as her daughter.  She says, "The more poontang, the better."

Lexington Steele as Lee Anthony:  He puts the "bro" in brother and can't wait to prove two thing to his sister Casey.  He will give her a little bit of "Steele" and prove that if you give a girl an inch, she will demand at least 12 more; but he will also prove to the world that once Casey goes black, she ain't NEVER going back.

And introducing Bridget the Midget as Caylee Anthony:  Um......yeah......hum....

Okay, okay....so that last part will ensure my place in Hell with the Devil himself.  I should be ashamed.

RETRACT YOUR CLAWS PEOPLE:  IT'S JUST A BLOG.

Oh well, when I am in Hell, I will be sure to say Hello to Casey Anthony when she gets there.