My husband snores. Every night. All night long.
It is enough to drive the most even tempered saint to murder. There are nights I have sat in bed contemplating putting a pillow over his head just to SHUT HIM THE FUCK UP!
But I digress.
He came up with a solution years ago. He bought me a box of earplugs. And not your run of the mill box of earplugs you get from Walgreens. He bought me the 5oo pack of industrial strength earplugs through Uline. That box lasts me about two years.
See, I wear my earplugs more than once. DON'T FREAK OUT!! They are EAR plugs.....not butt plugs, so they are useful and clean until I say they are not. I keep them in a bowl on my side table.
Well, my Ella loves them. She plays with them like they are cat toys (and NO...once she gets hold of them, I don't re-use them....I pitch them). She climbs onto my side table and steals them out of the bowl.
I find them everywhere. When my niece lived with me (when she was three), she ran into the kitchen one day and yelled...."Auntie Amber, Auntie Amber....Ella has a lellow FUNCH!"
"A what?"
"A lellow funch!! She is carrying a lellow funch in her mouth!"
I had NO idea what the fuck she was talking about. A LELLOW FUNCH?? When I saw that Ella had an earplug, I figured out that the yellow earplug was the "lellow funch".
"Why are you calling it a funch?"
"Because it feels like a funch."
"But what is a funch?"
She then pointed at the sponge on the sink.
OH......so funch = sponge? Damn. Kids really need to come with some kind of book or translator or something.
Let's just say the new word stuck.
So like I said, my Ella loves the funches. I find them everywhere.
She plays with them until I find them and throw them away. It upsets her when I throw them away, but DAMN.....THEY ARE EVERYWHERE!! Well, she smartened up (she is a smart fucking cat, yo). She started hiding them.
Well, I found her hiding place.
Yes, I have to clean out underneath the TV every other month just for funches.
She is quite the little character, my Ella.
But it makes me love her all the more.
It is enough to drive the most even tempered saint to murder. There are nights I have sat in bed contemplating putting a pillow over his head just to SHUT HIM THE FUCK UP!
But I digress.
He came up with a solution years ago. He bought me a box of earplugs. And not your run of the mill box of earplugs you get from Walgreens. He bought me the 5oo pack of industrial strength earplugs through Uline. That box lasts me about two years.
See, I wear my earplugs more than once. DON'T FREAK OUT!! They are EAR plugs.....not butt plugs, so they are useful and clean until I say they are not. I keep them in a bowl on my side table.
Well, my Ella loves them. She plays with them like they are cat toys (and NO...once she gets hold of them, I don't re-use them....I pitch them). She climbs onto my side table and steals them out of the bowl.
I find them everywhere. When my niece lived with me (when she was three), she ran into the kitchen one day and yelled...."Auntie Amber, Auntie Amber....Ella has a lellow FUNCH!"
"A what?"
"A lellow funch!! She is carrying a lellow funch in her mouth!"
I had NO idea what the fuck she was talking about. A LELLOW FUNCH?? When I saw that Ella had an earplug, I figured out that the yellow earplug was the "lellow funch".
"Why are you calling it a funch?"
"Because it feels like a funch."
"But what is a funch?"
She then pointed at the sponge on the sink.
OH......so funch = sponge? Damn. Kids really need to come with some kind of book or translator or something.
Let's just say the new word stuck.
So like I said, my Ella loves the funches. I find them everywhere.
She plays with them until I find them and throw them away. It upsets her when I throw them away, but DAMN.....THEY ARE EVERYWHERE!! Well, she smartened up (she is a smart fucking cat, yo). She started hiding them.
Well, I found her hiding place.
Yes, I have to clean out underneath the TV every other month just for funches.
She is quite the little character, my Ella.
But it makes me love her all the more.
17 comments:
Aw, she's a cutie! I love kitties. :)
I must be a sponge thing - one of my cats takes the washing up sponges. And he's not the bothered if they're wet, he has been known to try and take them out of my hand as I'm using them.
Has she ever eaten one?
This is too cute.
Thank goodness your kitty isn't eating those funches and then puking them up later, because that's what my little guy does with plastic bags.
That's how Batman is with insulation. The threshold of our bedroom isn't covered, and there *was* insulation in there because hello- we have a crawlspace under the house. Yeah.. Batman eats it?? I don't think that's good but he's been doing it for awhile and doesn't appear to be having issues. He's probably growing a record size tumor though. And Stumpy will eat anything not secured down. BUT I believe he's got an eating disorder or something... like super fat cat disease? He can't stop eating. He's a freak.
LUBS TEH KITTEHS!
For Scissors, it's milk rings. We find those EVERYWHERE. One time we moved the organ in the dining room, and found EIGHTY of them.
Hahaha XD This was hilarious! I thought the funches were cheeses at first when I just scanned down to look at the first picture...
I have to say, it incredibly hardcore to own INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH earplugs. It just sounds badass.
LMAO! Aren't cats just the smartest and creepiest pals?
My Catty loves to play with my husband's mouth guard - for teeth grinding. She thinks it's a cool nail buff. hahahaha
Silly kitty! Silly, yet smart. Well, I guess that depends on your definition of the word "smart". No, she's not very smart for playing with foamy things that smell/taste like earwax, but she but she is pretty smart for hiding her "toys".
Hey, I know all about the use of earplugs. I carry several packs in my backpack. (We get them for free since we work on a construction site).
Your funch hoarding kitty is hilarious!
this is awesome! naughty kitty. mine just bat them off the bed table ... kitties are soooo bad :)
My daughter's cat has the same attraction to Q-tips. She would steal them out of the jar in the bathroom and hide them all over the house.
How do you write on your photos? Tell me it's so easy that even a technotard can do it.
Cats really are incredibly weird creatures
Nana, I open my picture in MS Paint and use that. It is easy, but doesn't yield the same cool results that some people do with their pictures.
It just gets me by with some doodling.
hahahaha OMG.
My stomach.
This shit was too fucking funny, bro.
:)
And I just now saw what anon said on one my my posts. She was like, 'omg your ugly.."
It was hilarious.
I just want to see a picture of your eyebrows.
PICTURE!!
This is Awesomeeeeeeeeee!
When will you post again ? Been looking forward to this !
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