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Monday, August 23, 2010
Lessons in Buttons and Dictatorship
As I mentioned in a previous post, I created a button for my blog. If you failed to see it, here it is again:
Why am I showing you this, you may ask? Well, because it is cute as hell for one. I mean, who doesn't like a little kitty butt? Seriously, I have an air freshener and magnet set all of kitty butts.
I mean, these magnets rock. If you don't think they do, then you are lame.
But, aside from that, there is another reason for telling you about my button. I want you to put the f**ker on your blog. DO IT!! I want more minions and I cannot take over the world without your help. And YES....I am aware that my fellow blogger Iron Criterion is also trying to take over the world and be the leader, but I just want to take over the world. After than, Iron can lead the charge. I will just sit on my throne with my tiara and septor and look pretty.
It is a win-win situation, y'all.
Okay, so there was a question as to HOW to put my button on your blog. I will give you step by step instructions on how to do this task.
Step 1: Copy my button to your computer. Make sure you put it in a folder where you can find it again because I lose shit on my computer all the time. I am convinced there is a folder somewhere on this f**ker that has all my lost shit.
Step 2: Go to your Dashboard and select Design. And in case you can't see the picture, there are truffles referred to in that post. Ummmm.......truffles.
Step 3: Click on Add a Gadget.
Step 4: Select Picture.
Step 5: Upload my button picture from your computer folder to the blog. Make sure to give me a catchy title and caption. Also, make sure you put my blog info (http://www.scrappinamber.blogspot.com/) in the "link" section, so when people see my button, they can push it and visit me!! I wish it was always that easy to visit me. When I am Queen of the world, I will make sure all of you have a button you can push to magically visit me. PROMISE!!!
And that is it!!! Make sure to comment here or send me an email when you accomplish my bidding.
I have a desperate narcissistic need to BE ON YOUR BLOG!!! I am not going to go so far as to say I am seeking famosity like my blogger bestie, Annah Banana, but I would sure love to take over the world.
Oh, and before I forget!! I was awarded an award from my fellow Viking Warrior (did I mention I am a Viking?), Iron Criterion and it was the coolest!! Seems he finds me quite the little dictator, so he awarded me with:
The Stalin Approved Misanthrope Award
This award was awarded to me for being "a fellow misanthrope who also suffers from a condition known as ‘bluntlystateitgitis’. She receives this award for putting douchebags in their place monthly and for being the result of an insane experiment to turn the Hulk’s anger into something productive".
Feels good to be acknowledged and appreciated. And this award? Is MINE bitches. No one else is getting this one. This is the one award that I will keep all to myself, so there [sticks out tongue]. Thanks Iron, you rock my world!!
Okay, enough niceity.....get on the ball and put my button on your blog.....